I didn't know what to do
And I didn't know where to go
Cause when I looked at you
I saw that it was snow
On the ground and not me
Pretending that I was a bee
Fresh from Antarctica, frozen to ice
Mother dear, I want some sound advice
Cause I didn't know what to do
And I didn't know where to go
When someone looked at me
And said politely, "Growing a beard can be fun
Let me show you how it is done"
I said, "Don't bother, I'd rather go see
Uncle George and Auntie Marge, help me"
Cause I didn't know what to do
When you said you were ready to go away and there stay
Until such a time you permit me to say, "I love you"
People are staring, they don't understand
Cousin Mary, please give me your hand
Cause I didn't know what to do
And I didn't know where to go
